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   Posted 9/20/2005 7:08 AM (GMT -5)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.

Laying Down The Rules

 
A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady. After the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want... and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozin', and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night - whether you're here or not."
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   Posted 9/20/2005 8:48 AM (GMT -5)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
not one of your finer ones RPM, must be really busy with them contestssmilewinkgrin
 
but here's a consolation prize for tryingburger
 
JK>.....
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   Posted 9/20/2005 1:05 PM (GMT -5)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
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   Posted 9/20/2005 3:09 PM (GMT -5)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
lol 


a good capper is only as good as his info.

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