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 		    Posted 8/29/2005 5:23 AM (GMT -5)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.

Vacation in Vegas

Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation.

The first guy says "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since we got back, my old lady flings her arms & hollers, "7 come 11" all night & I haven't had a wink of sleep!"

The second guy says "I know what you mean...my old lady played black jack the whole time we were there and she slaps the bed all night and hollers "hit me light or hit me hard", and I haven't had a wink of sleep either!"

The third guy says "You guys think you have it bad! My old lady played the slots the whole time we were there and I wake up each morning with a sore dick and an a$$ full of quarters."
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 		    Posted 8/29/2005 11:26 AM (GMT -5)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
lol 

a good capper is only as good as his info.

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 		    Posted 8/29/2005 3:09 PM (GMT -5)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
boooo.. lol
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 		    Posted 8/29/2005 5:57 PM (GMT -5)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
just wanted to say i like this joke of day feture i look forward to it in the morning now
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 		    Posted 8/29/2005 6:00 PM (GMT -5)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
thanks coolguy. always nice to get some positive feedback!~
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 		    Posted 8/29/2005 6:20 PM (GMT -5)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
monday morning and I woke up to this joke. Good to get the morning going with something to laugh at. apple
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 		    Posted 8/29/2005 8:07 PM (GMT -5)    Quote This PostAlert An Admin About This Post.
good oneyeah
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