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Dell Dude
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Posted 8/31/2005 11:11 PM (GMT -5)

Bowmans $100,000 NFL Challenge lines already up. This is awesome that it's up so early. All of those pointspreads are now locked in. If anything major (no relation) happens between now and September 8th or 11th you could get a 3 point or higher edge.

World Challenge of Handicapping 2005
Please make your 8 selections
World Challenge of Handicapping - Week 1

# Team Name Spread # Team Name Spread Date Time

301 Oak Raiders +7.5 302 Ne Patriots -7.5 9/8/2005 18:00
393 Den Broncos -3.5 394 Mia Dolphins +3.5 9/11/2005 10:00
395 Cin Bengals -3.5 396 Cle Browns +3.5 9/11/2005 10:00
397 Hou Texans +4.5 398 Buf Bills -4.5 9/11/2005 10:00
399 Pit Steelers -6.5 400 Ten Titans +6.5 9/11/2005 10:00
401 Chi Bears +6.5 402 Was Redskins -6.5 9/11/2005 10:00
403 No Saints +6.5 404 Car Panthers -6.5 9/11/2005 10:00
405 Tb Buccaneers +6.5 406 Min Vikings -6.5 9/11/2005 10:00
407 Sea Seahawks +3.5 408 Jax Jaguars -3.5 9/11/2005 10:00
409 Ny Jets +3.5 410 Kc Chiefs -3.5 9/11/2005 10:00
411 Arz Cardinals +2.5 412 Ny Giants -2.5 9/11/2005 13:15
413 Stl Rams -4.5 414 Sf 49ers +4.5 9/11/2005 13:15
415 GB Packers +2.5 416 Det Lions -2.5 9/11/2005 13:15
417 Dal Cowboys +4.5 418 Sd Chargers -4.5 9/11/2005 13:15
419 Ind Colts -3.5 420 Bal Ravens +3.5 9/11/2005 17:30
421 Phl Eagles -1.5 422 Atl Falcons +1.5 9/12/2005 18:00

Dell Dude
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Posted 8/31/2005 11:34 PM (GMT -5)

They made a mistake. Titans are listed as the home team. Oh well, that probably will trick 500 square sukkers but not me. tongue

bigboydan
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Posted 9/1/2005 1:54 AM (GMT -5)

go get'um delly :)

a good capper is only as good as his info.

Dell Dude
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Posted 9/1/2005 9:16 AM (GMT -5)

I just entered my picks. jumpin

Why wait? Had a month to ponder this. Only problem is there are about 10 teams I like and I can only pick 8. Not only I like my teams, I got a good number. I see 6-2 minumum and 8-0 outside shot... My Carib picks will come from this pool...

THIS IS HOW A HEART BREAKS!

Dell Dude
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Posted 9/1/2005 11:01 AM (GMT -5)

I'm still suffering from the after-affects of Hurricane Sparky. That $7000 Tigers loss left me unable to pay back Bowmans my $100 advance. Consequently I cannot get down a bullshitt $20 bet before Suicide Sunday midnight to qualify for the $2500 shared prize if I run the tables. Not unless I deposit directly.

So that means even though I like the Colts and Falcons, they had to get bumped. I need to know for sure I won the weekly prize before the deadline. Then I can hopefully get a $20 NETeller transfer from someone.

And this in turn affects Carib since I only choose those 5 from my Bowmans pool. Ideally I'd like to bet Carib first then Bowmans. That would free up three picks where I could get the best teams and numbers.

You bastard Sparky! I just hope I go 8-0 at Bowmans, then it won't matter what the Colts and Falcon Eddies do...

Post Edited (Dell Dude) : 9/1/2005 11:05:33 AM (GMT-4)

Dell Dude
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Posted 9/1/2005 11:04 AM (GMT -5)

Another reason I want to bet Carib first is the point spread. If the Raiders/Patriots game is 7.5 at Bowmans but 7 in da club, that's a problem. I have made the decision not to bet teams where a push is possible. No fukkin ties this year. So I don't know how many of these eight will be whole numbered spreads at Carib...

dan dickau
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Posted 9/1/2005 12:35 PM (GMT -5)

dell, fill us in on the drama unfolding at your newest employment: wendys

what did you do that leads you to believe you may have already been axed?

Dell Dude
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Posted 9/1/2005 1:08 PM (GMT -5)

dan dickau said...
dell, fill us in on the drama unfolding at your newest employment: wendys

what did you do that leads you to believe you may have already been axed?

I got caught lying on my application. I didn't list my second to last job because I got fired for shoving my boss against the wall the day after the Tigers cost me a $1500 runline bet. They won 4-3. So that's my last two jobs the Tigers cost me because of a losing straight putt.

Trouble is the person doing my orientation worked at the same place and remembered me. I just said that was only part time and I listed my fulltime job during the timeframe. So now instead of starting right away I am supposed to call next week and see if I'm on the schedule.

Have a feeling I will never be put on the schedule. shakehead

dan dickau
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Posted 9/1/2005 1:30 PM (GMT -5)

can't u work at the other wendys that is the same distance away? what about other fast food joints and i thought you could have your old mcjob back cleaning up shitt in the bathrooms

Dell Dude
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Posted 9/1/2005 1:39 PM (GMT -5)

dan dickau said...
can't u work at the other wendys that is the same distance away? what about other fast food joints and i thought you could have your old mcjob back cleaning up shitt in the bathrooms

Fukk Dave Thomas, Ronald McDonald, Big Boy (no relation), Subway Jarred and all those other fast food cocksukkers. As soon as I secure sole possession of first place at Carib I'm quitting anyway and going all or nothing for $70,000!

bigboydan
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Posted 9/1/2005 2:43 PM (GMT -5)

for a second there i thought you were talking about me DD :D

a good capper is only as good as his info.

Dell Dude
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Posted 9/1/2005 3:09 PM (GMT -5)

bigboydan said...
for a second there i thought you were talking about me DD :D

Nah, it's the other Big Boy.

Dell Dude
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Posted 9/1/2005 3:25 PM (GMT -5)

about the Carib contest, I have decided not to be bound by my Bowmans picks. I'll give those first look but if situations change or I don't like the number Carib has, I reserve the right to go outside the eight. This would make it harder to win both contests but so be it. I win $70,000 in da club Scotty K can keep his lousy $25,000. SOB already has $7000 from me.

dan dickau
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Posted 9/1/2005 4:03 PM (GMT -5)

Dell Dude
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Posted 9/1/2005 4:17 PM (GMT -5)

As motivation for Carib I am listening to This is How a Heart Breaks almost 24/7. I even listen to it as I sleep via my MP3. By week seventeen I probably won't even have to play it. It'll be permanently fused inside my eardrums.

This is how a heart breaks Sparky!

Why'd you have to take it all away from me?

coconutman
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Posted 9/1/2005 4:20 PM (GMT -5)

Who is it by again?

"Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect." -Ralph Waldo Emerson.

Dell Dude
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Posted 9/1/2005 4:30 PM (GMT -5)

Robby Thomas. It was the opening song to the NBA Playoffs. One of the all-time best sports rock songs! Even though it wasn't intended to be when made. I am going to be singing along to this full blast on my new stereo system as I celebrate in my underwear winning the Carib Championship!

dan dickau
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Posted 9/1/2005 7:35 PM (GMT -5)

new song by foo fighters called DOA. no explanation needed

Dell Dude
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Posted 9/1/2005 8:00 PM (GMT -5)

301 Oak Raiders +7.5 302 Ne Patriots -7.5 9/8/2005 18:00

It's all going to come down to this game. The Carib Championship will be won or lost based on which side of the dirty/clean hook Tom Brady and Kerry Collins lands. Dell Dude contest thread a mere week away!

Big Brother
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Posted 9/1/2005 9:39 PM (GMT -5)

damn you can cut the anxiety with a knife in this thread--i feel wired up just reading the damn thing

bigboydan
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Posted 9/1/2005 10:57 PM (GMT -5)

Big Brother said...
damn you can cut the anxiety with a knife in this thread--i feel wired up just reading the damn thing

hey BB, DD is like that smile

a good capper is only as good as his info.

Big Brother
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Posted 9/1/2005 11:02 PM (GMT -5)

Dell Dude
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Posted 9/2/2005 12:56 AM (GMT -5)

Big Brother said...
damn you can cut the anxiety with a knife in this thread--i feel wired up just reading the damn thing

But if I go 0-5 week one it'll be this is how a thread breaks. rolleyes

bigboydan
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Posted 9/2/2005 12:58 AM (GMT -5)

don't think that way DD, think 5-0 :)

a good capper is only as good as his info.

Big Brother
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Posted 9/2/2005 7:22 PM (GMT -5)

Dell Dude said...

Big Brother said...
damn you can cut the anxiety with a knife in this thread--i feel wired up just reading the damn thing

But if I go 0-5 week one it'll be this is how a thread breaks. rolleyes

dd: just keep sayin: SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah

5-0 cha ching...

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